Jumba you lying little shit
(via btrfan427)Source: blue-laggoon
How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information
You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.
PLEASE reblog this— zipties are one of the most common ways of binding a person upon kidnapping because they are cheap and hard to break.
Knowing things like this puts you one step closer to freedom if, heaven forbid, you fall into a situation where you need to use this information.
(via bigtimedreamergurl)Source: serotonical
dumb story because i think i’m funny
we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered
The notes! HOLY FUCK!
the mother fucking notes.
the notes bro.
the fuckin notes!
holy FUCK the damn notes!!!!
—> HOLY FUCK THESE NOTES KEEP THIS GOING
Holy Schmidt! The notes!!.